
What follows should not be considered a hotel review or travelogue. Due to circumstance (i.e. exhaustion and laziness) this is merely a bunch of iphone pics with large captions. At best, the whole thing is probably only useful to someone searching for non-marketing photos of the Wydham Aura hotel in Cozumel, Mexico. Seriously, this is just a tiny photo album of our honeymoon…and who the hell cares about that?

Should I state the obvious? We love to travel. Adventure is our middle name. Blah Blah Blah…who doesn’t love vacation? A 1.85 year engagement gives way to all sorts of crazy behavior: buying things you don’t need, changing your mind a million times about the most trivial of things and plenty of time to daydream about your honeymoon. Our daydream and at one point reality, was some grandiose idea that was based on traveling Highway 1 throughout every inch of its existence in California. And to get extra nutty with it, I want to do it via vintage convertible and/or Airstream trailer over the course of 13 seemingly blissful days. Plans change and sometimes for the better.
Turns out that advice from former newlyweds was true. “You will be exhausted after your wedding. Do nothing on your honeymoon”. So, at the very last minute pre-wedding we planned to do exactly that. Unlike any of our other stuffed-intinerary vacations, we ultimately spent a majority of our time at the resort where we laid our weary heads upon fluffy (but firm enough) hotel pillows. We really did try to not to be lazy but fate (and stupidity) made sure we were as gluttonous as possible by handing my lovely husband 2nd degree sunburns on his feet…on the 2nd day of our honeymoon. Nonetheless, it was glorious.

The Wyndham Aura was a lovely retreat from the pavement we are usually beating. Not that we’re all too familiar with beach resorts but I do pride myself on my travel planning and hotel scouting abilities. Not to mention, I had a good research base to start with since I had planned at least 3 different beach destination weddings in the first year of our engagement. Speaking of which, I should note that we desperately wanted to head to Jamaica for our newly-planned honeymoon just so we could stay here…but flights were stupid expensive and of course that awesome hotel was totally sold out.
Once we narrowed our location to Mexico our search had the following requirements: Small but conveinent. Better than average resort food. All inclusive alcohol. Lots of private beach. Big beds. The Aura provided all of that and a little bit more…namely, cheap and awesome couples massages on the beach, yummy all-inclusive food, late night room service and a more than cordial staff.

A view (from the beach) of the Aura lobby and main pool. The section of building lined in orange was a great little cafe for sipping espresso in the morning or getting sloshed around midnight. Down the middle of the building is the open-air lobby, a small conveinence store and entrances to a couple of dining spots (including the Polynesian restaurant that is immensely popular so get there early).

The iguana that I chased for some 30 minutes while the crippled husband hobbled behind me with a cerveza in both hands.



All of the rooms feature ocean front views (score!) but we were lucky enough to get a room with beach access, a lovely semi-private cove, patio with bed & dining table and a hammock hiding under the palms. Those amenities turned out to be very useful while my better half was hiding from the sun and I was soaking up as many cancer-causing rays as possible. I really don’t know what came over me…it was like I was from some part of the world that never sees sunlight.



A second patio off our bedroom provided another shaded view and was the ideal spot for our nap under the stars.

The bathroom was definitely geared towards the sexually-charged newlywed couple or nudist-in-training with its large “peephole” showers that gave anyone sitting on the living room couch a steamy, live softporn show.

Easy access to the pool we never used. I guess we’re ocean people.

The lobby at night.

Our patio. I think I photographed these lights at least 50 times. I want this light installation at our home…I feel a DIY project coming on.

The beach bed that is responsible for my boo’s 2nd degree sunburn. After the 1st day he would only lay on this bed at night.

Though there are three restaurants on the property, we spent a majority of our time here…not sure what it’s called but we lovingly remember it as “the place on the beach that is open all day every day and doesn’t require us to wear shoes”. We also remember it as “the place with the bomb ass cerviche” and “the place with our favorite waiter”.

By the end of the trip, we consumed more Dos Equis, pina coladas, filet mignon, cerviche and nachos than any one person should consider eating in 7 days. As a sinfully indulgent consumer of meat (otherwise known as a Texan), I can wholeheartedly endorse the steak cooking at this resort. And I doubt I will forget the greatness of the jalepenos that topped my 3x a day serving of nachos…really, I love jalepenos but these were beyond my wildest dreams. I should also mention that the bartenders were not even close to cheap in their liquor poors…in fact, my measly “review” of this hotel speaks to their generous pour merit.
If you are anticipating being a tired, broken down mess after your nuptials, I highly suggest you recoup at the Aura…or just get drunk and gain 10 pounds.
-lo